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April 2

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bucuresti, Romania

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jeux d'enfants,the butterfly effect,the secret,the notebook,10 things i hate aboute you,shrek:P:P:P...
 

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:P : May 19, 2008
Un om de afaceri ii trimite un fax sotiei sale:
"Draga mea sotie, o sa intelegi ca acum cand tu ai 54 de ani, eu am anumite nevoi pe care tu nu mi le mai poti satisface. Sunt f. fericit alaturi de tine, te consider o sotie minunata si, sincer, sper ca nu te vei simti ranita sau jignita cand vei afla ca in momentul in care tu primesti acest fax, eu fac sex in hotelul Camino Real cu Nicole, secretara mea, care are 18 ani. Totusi, voi ajunge acasa inainte de miezul noptii."
Cand se intoarce tipul acasa, gaseste pe masa din sufragerie un biletel in care scria:
"Dragul meu sot, am primit faxul tau si nu pot decit sa-ti multumesc ca m-ai anuntat. Profit de aceasta ocazie sa iti reamintesc ca si tu ai tot 54 de ani. In acelasi timp, te anunt ca atunci cand vei citi acest mesaj, eu voi fi in mijlocul unei partide de sex la Grand Hotel cu John, profesorul meu de tenis care, la fel ca si secretara ta, are tot 18 ani. Si cum, pe langa faptul ca esti un om de afaceri de succes esti si licentiat in matematica, vei intelege cu usurinta ca ne aflam in aceleasi imprejurari, dar... cu o mica diferenta: 18 intra de mai multe ori in 54 decit 54 in 18.
Deci nu ma astepta in aceasta seara, ma voi intoarce maine. Te saruta sotia ta care te intelege cu adevarat."
 

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